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Yoshi: Hi! How are you? Do you like your job? Yoshi: Um... you don't like your job, Orlando? Yoshi: Hm, I see... Yoshi: Huh? Isn't that the standard way? Yoshi: He did not? Why?
Let's talk about you, Yoshi. Yoshi: In the first week I prepared my campaign. I created posters and employed you. Yoshi: Oh yes I had! But it was also fun to design a homepage together with Romplayer. Yoshi: Well then. I will now create my personal promotion homepage. You can see it when you visit the official homepage. Yoshi: Right. All the CMs don't update regular. People have to wait and don't know when there will be an update. Yoshi: Furthermore I have employed the two most known reporters in NC world, John Poser II and Lyle Orlando. Yoshi: Another thing I do with this campaign what nobody else does is a mark which shows everybody "Hey, new Yoshi stuff!". Yoshi: Yes, that is it. With calling out "Yoshi News" it shows people that there are new Yoshi things. Yoshi: In fact I created more than one new mark. But for the moment I will just use this one:
Yoshi: We'll see. If anybody has read the whole text he can post a comment in the news or write an PM. Then he can tell us how he liked it. Yoshi: Hi Orlando, hi Poser! Hi viewers of Yoshi News! Yoshi: Main part of my plans are the updates. We need much more of them on NC! Yoshi: I've noticed that, too. But did you notice that NOBODY has really an idea of how to realize that? Yoshi: They all just say they will beat Jay to update more often, or they just simply say that there will be more updates, but don't say a word on how to do this. Yoshi: But I KNOW how to bring more updates to NC! Yoshi: We can't just let Jay do all the work. He has a RL like everybody else! We may not punish him to make new updates immediately. Yoshi: That's the point, Poser! They won't reach the quality we want to see at NC. Yoshi: If only Jay is updating the page, he has to do all the work alone. That takes time of course! Yoshi: That's not all! Furthermore we will allow other users to bring up their works to NC. Comix, Deathmatches, Articles, whatever they want to do. Yoshi: Thanks Orlando. Nice to hear a praise from you. Yoshi: We need more stuff at NC. With more and more updates coming we need more sections. Yoshi: For example games. There are a lot of NC games made by NC fans. But nobody knows them, because they aren't available for download. Yoshi: Yes! Most of the other candidates just say they want to change something, but they don't have real plans on how to do this. Yoshi: Of course I have! We need more multimedia! Yoshi: At the moment people just can view comix or read articles. Yoshi: That's why I think I should become president. I will REALLY change things in NC. Not becoming just a lame president figure like Bill. Yoshi: That's okay. I think that's all for now, isn't it? Yoshi: Yes, Orlando? Yoshi: Well, I think you can expect it sometime in the next week. Yoshi: No problem. Bye you two, have fun with your further reportations. We will have an interview some time again. Yoshi: Hi guys. How are you? Yoshi: Well, I will NOT say bad things about them. I don't like the candidates who only say the others are bad. Yoshi: Sigh. That's a thing I get to hear over and over again. Yoshi: It's now over 10 years ago, that we Yoshis were caught by an evil person. We don't know whether it was Bowser like everybody thinks, because we haven't seen the person who caught us. Yoshi: Oh, very stuffy. But then Mario and Luigi came. They released us and we were free again. Yoshi: I'm regretful about these people. What would they have done instead? They probably ran away and didn't help Mario and Luigi. Yoshi: Another interesting thing: Those guys always say, I have helped Mario. But didn't I help Luigi, too? Oh, I really don't like peolpe who only tell people half of the truth. Yoshi: Oh, I don't like him. He is fat and stupid. Yoshi: We just have to handle him right. Yoshi: Yes, I do. Syrup offered me to have one. I asked her about the time when to do it. But she didn't answer. Yoshi: Today from 3pm to 6pm (NYC time). Yoshi: What? How did she know? Yoshi: Of course she is! But it was planned to be a surprise... Yoshi: I talked with the gang leaders to change the gangs to the good side. They were bad guys, but with my diplomacy I could persuade them. Yoshi: Argh. Why did Syrup just have to follow me? She destroyed my surprise. :( Yoshi: Yes, that's probably true. But I'm NOT the bad guy. When will she trust me? Yoshi: Oh, I hope I'll win! Hey, that's why I take part. The pre-polls showed how many people want Yoshi as their president. I got over twice the votes than the second-ranked, and more than all the other candidates combined. Yoshi: That's difficult to say. I think the other parties will get more votes, because they are later and so more people will know that they can vote now. But I don't think more than 50 people voted this week. Yoshi: Yes, and I hope people will keep on voting for me tomorrow. Yoshi: Mostly. I'm glad we could keep up our plan to update every second day. In the beginning Romplayer didn't know whether he could do this all the time, but as you can see, it worked! Yoshi: I prefer the Uncle Sam poster. I love how the hairs perfectly fit in to the head. Yoshi: No. Speeches are interesting and partly funny, but it's hard to read a lot of them. I think most people prefer posters or things without much text. Yoshi: I love it. That's a thing nobody else has. The idea of the ability to download Yoshi stuff is great. My own fan articles! *g* Yoshi: That is wonderful. It's a honour for me that my campaign was the reason for Romplayer to start his - hopefully successful - career. Yoshi: Well, it's okay. It's quite good when you consider that this is his first comic. And: It has twice the sprites than Jay's first comic. Yoshi: That makes me sad. I know that's the way it normally goes on the internet. Some people do the hard work, the others enjoy but don't say anything or help. Yoshi: I really enjoyed this interview. Yoshi: Well... Yoshi: Hi Poser, Hi Orlando! How are you? Yoshi: Oh yeah, I'm so happy! I haven't thought that so many people would vote for me! Yoshi: And earn some money, right...? Yoshi: Well, I don't want to tell you too much. But of course we will keep on updating every second day. This part of my campaign has mainly pleased the people. Yoshi: Everybody understands and accepts that Reallife is more important than this election. If Romplayer can't update, he can't. Then Yoshi News are just moved to another date. No problem.
Orlando: What type of ideas for the upcoming month do you have mainly? Yoshi: I have tons of ideas for new posters. They are so many, I think I can't show you all of them in this month. But perhaps we will bring out Yoshi-News DAILY for some time to show you all the things I've got. Yoshi: I have also some other plans. For example new things on the Rest page. Yoshi: That's okay. We'll just meet sometime again. Yoshi: Greetings to all the people who voted me in the primaries! Yoshi: Howdy! Nice to be here again! Yoshi: Yeah, of course. It was a long time of campaigning and I'm very interested in the results. Yoshi: Well... nice. Of course I defeated Baby Bowser. But Glyph seems to forget that this happened a long time ago. Mario also was just a baby and so was Bowser! Yoshi: That's what he said? Wow, I can't believe it. What are these people out there doing? Yoshi: I had to rescue Luigi! And Mario was the only one who could lead me to him. Yoshi: ... Yoshi: Fred? You can't really want somebody like him become vice president, can you? He is deathraying everything without looking whether it's a friend or not. Yoshi: That's right! He's radical and an extremist! Do we need such persons here? No, we don't! Yoshi: Birdo is NOT my girlfriend! Anyway, do we exactly know whether Birdo is male or female? That's right, we don't even know which sex Birdo has! Perfect vice... Yoshi: That's easy. It's right that Citrus Man is not a bad person. Yoshi: Captain Syrup is the most neglected character out of these five. So it would be fair to vote her. Yoshi: No problem. Yoshi: Okay, that's fine! Yoshi: Hello Orlando, hello Poser. Yoshi: It's not only me. All the other NCs do the same, for example Wario and Luigi. Yoshi: Yup, that's right, she is a pirate. But where does she get the money from? Why not just asking herself? Yoshi: Heh, no need to be afraid! She won't do anything against you, neither would I! Yoshi: Just the same thing like most of the other NCs. I've told you what we do with it some minutes ago. Syrup helps us with it. And her money and stars are as important as the ones we get in Mario's partys! Yoshi: Right. The problem with Bill is that there is NOTHING extra with him. Yoshi: Donez defenetely is a great scientist with a huge knowledge and funny answers to silly questions, as you can see in the "Ask Dr. Donez" area. Yoshi: Churro is a funny little guy. But that's all. He isn't ready to become a president. Perhaps in 4 years when he growed up a bit. But not now. Yoshi: Bowser promises everything. But nobody is perfect. Nobody can realize all the things Bowser promised. He is just like most of the politicians: First promise a lot, then do nothing. Yoshi: I hope this week passes soon. I want to know who won. Yoshi: ... Yoshi: No matter whether I won or not. Yoshi: I want to see a nice last week of campaigning. From EVERYBODY!